Go Down – Bloodhound Gang

Step back cause the bass is fuzzin’ Bloodhound gang bangs more than the dirty dozen Alley oop here comes the slam i know where i stand I’m feelin’ like

The Ballad Of Chasey Lain – Bloodhound Gang

I wrote to explain I’m your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can You’ve had a lotta

Your Only Friends Are Make Believe – Bloodhound Gang

Why? Cause can’t hold a note can’t cary a tune Knock knock Mr. Rogers it’s Mr. McFeelie I’ve brought you a letter speedy delivery Well Mr. McFeelie if there’s

A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying – Bloodhound Gang

That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy’s Hump Palace lookin’ for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since

The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope – Bloodhound Gang

“B” is for “Balloons” “C” is for “Crayons” “D” is for “Drum” Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two That’s the

Turn Clyde – Bloodhound Gang

Calling me Public Enemy, but don’t believe the hype Tough guy like the one in “Star 80” wanna bait me Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me

Along Comes Mary – Bloodhound Gang

I’m the only one who’s lonely Someone calls on me And every now and then I spend my time at rhyme and verse And curse those faults in me

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks – Bloodhound Gang

My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I’m like you

Take The Long Way Home – Bloodhound Gang

May I have your attention please? Did you ever read Voltaire’s “Candide”? He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed Not a quote of what he wrote

Shut Up – Bloodhound Gang

I’m like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I’m as deep as the plot to

Why’s Everybody Always Pickin’ On Me? – Bloodhound Gang

He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca The doctor said sir you’re misled sir which infers you mistook me I did not mean your

Going Nowhere Slow – Bloodhound Gang

That a-hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound’s the name and the Gang’s to blame Like Chan n’ Chin the Siamese twins it’s one in the same So fame ain’t

Boom – Bloodhound Gang

Stop as we drop this bomb Blow up this place like another Vietnam Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome Back up son give me room give me

We Are The Knuckleheads – Bloodhound Gang

Who’s the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who’s the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who’s the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who’s the knuckleheads? We’re the knuckleheads If you

The Bad Touch – Bloodhound Gang

But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I’d appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny – Bloodhound Gang

Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg Well now you’re seeing me but soon I’ll have you seeing God Cause girl I’ll get you panting like you’re

Magna Cum Nada – Bloodhound Gang

Holden Caulfield from “Catcher In The Rye” Put away ’cause he wasn’t all there Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare Me to him not a liver but wurst

Three Point One Four – Bloodhound Gang

Most likely a dyke she just didn’t excite me Lefty? Yeah but that was alright She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn’t that bright My mistake

Asleep At The Wheel – Bloodhound Gang

Break curfew new trip ensues You never know Bloodhounds just go Pack backpack up for down the road No change of clothes but change for tolls Pack of No-Doz

Mope – Bloodhound Gang

Yeah, Notorious B. I. G. Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin’. Yeah, Tupac Shakur. Nah bitch, I’m talkin’ ’bout motherfuckin’