Songs of the RUGBURNS

Pile On The Hangover – Rugburns

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Let it fall down like a curtain on my brain with a one, two punch I know I was an ass and I drank too much, my life’s a

Now’s Not The Right Time For Love – Rugburns

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‘Cause I’m busy building an igloo in Alaska Perhaps if you had asked me last week I was redesigning China’s political system And that’s not easy With so many

Old Lover’s House – Rugburns

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Her car was parked next to his so I just honked my horn But I’m looking for something new Something like you And I’m wondering what I should do

Rioting – Rugburns

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They’re sending in the National Guard People lootin, people shootin, baby I ain’t just tootin my horn They’re rioting in my front yard They’re grabbing all the beer and

You’re So Busy (La La La) – Rugburns

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La la la la la La la la la la La la la la I called you twenty-seven times from Blythe While I was out on the road Your

War – Rugburns

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I never liked him much, but he gave me a bite of his hot dog When we went golfing In San Clemente With Richard Nixon But I was bored

Dirty – Rugburns

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The waves are crashing fast There’s people running naked I see a nameless ass It’s soft and pink and fleshy So tender to the touch I’ll never get to

The Girl With The Wandering Eye – Rugburns

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At that biker party downtown But that was OK ’cause he borrowed a fuse From a leather-clad boy in the back And after the cops and the requisite fight

Morning Song – Rugburns

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Sun comes up through the window in the morning The flowers say hello I pour cold milk on hot oatmeal Steam goes up my nose Toaster bings Microwave sings

Gold’s Gym Guy – Rugburns

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I saw you kissing him on the Fourth of July Baby, can’t you see I got tears in my eyes? Why you going out with that Gold’s Gym guy?

My Carphone’s On The Pill – Rugburns

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Satan’s in the bagels and my toaster’s masturbating My computer has hard drive, and my disk is always floppy My Xerox has the runs and it won’t stop shitting

My Boyfriend – Rugburns

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He takes me all the way to Mexico Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa He don’t care if I dance with other fellas He’s a gentle bear, he ain’t a big gorilla, no Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

Skyfuckingline Of Toronto – Rugburns

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Skyfuckingline of Toronto There’s a girl out there wants to bonto Beneath the skyfuckingline of Toronto You can come along with me if you want to We’ll watch the

The Fairies Came – Rugburns

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He smiled and I saw his wiggly tooth I pulled it out put it under his pillow that night The fairies came into his room The fairies came The

Tree Hugger – Rugburns

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If my girlfriend starts to get on my nerves I could travel really far I’d rather have a shitty meal than a shitty resume ‘Cause a totally awesome resume

Suburbia – Rugburns

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And I just lost my job last week and I’m not feeling good I think I’ll go to Hiram’s Guns and Liquor just for fun And pick me up

Single Life – Rugburns

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A stale glass of beer on the table by the Playboys Did you see miss March? God, she looks so young This single life, it sure is fun Well

‘Til The Next Day Comes – Rugburns

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Sixty-six more degrees Then maybe you won’t walk around Like a human iceberg on your knees”; Now we could go together, baby To see a big man with books

The Ballad Of Tommy And Marla – Rugburns

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He was as burned out as a building from the riots He had a rockin’ little girfriend named Marla She was a cocktail waitress at The Pit Sometimes on